Guys it’s the day we’ve all been waiting for: ODDLY-SPECIFIC-BUT-NOW-PRACTICAL EMOJI DAY. 📅📅📅 (at 📅)

Guys it’s the day we’ve all been waiting for: ODDLY-SPECIFIC-BUT-NOW-PRACTICAL EMOJI DAY. 📅📅📅 (at 📅)

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

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  • America: CANADA
  • Canada: Bye
  • America: MEXICO GUESS WHAT
  • Mexico: Yeah no
  • America: GUESS WHAT TODAY IS GREENLAND
  • Greenland: Not this shit again
  • America: WHY ARE YOU ALL LEAVING IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
  • America: ...
  • America: HEY ICELAND GUESS WHAT
  • Iceland: Fuck
In serious, SERIOUS denial that this one is leaving us for Minnesota tomorrow probably for forever. But I’ll deal with that another time. For now, happy birthday to one of the best people I’ve ever known. The one who taught me about hockey, soccer, loving cat-sized dogs, and that if they leave you once they’ll most definitely do it again on a larger scale with no definite return date oh crap I’m getting off topic again. Love you Bel, see you soon.

In serious, SERIOUS denial that this one is leaving us for Minnesota tomorrow probably for forever. But I’ll deal with that another time. For now, happy birthday to one of the best people I’ve ever known. The one who taught me about hockey, soccer, loving cat-sized dogs, and that if they leave you once they’ll most definitely do it again on a larger scale with no definite return date oh crap I’m getting off topic again. Love you Bel, see you soon.

She’s the girl of my dreams…

…Because I’m about to pass out at this party before everyone else and when I wake up she’ll be gone and like she never existed.

sothickwidit:

The struggle is so real

sothickwidit:

The struggle is so real

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